Sem Van Dijk is a not-so-hardworking Momma's Boy who enjoys light snacks and Kanye West songs. When he is kidnapped by a gang of vampires, Sem's life turns upside down in a matter of minutes. Cyr, the Grand Vampire of the Illusionists, enlists Sem into his questing business, tasking the frightened human with finding the roots and herbs necessary to make special medicines. The options are simple: cooperate or die. And with the angsty Anya and the oh-so horny Lily-Rose lingering close by, Sem has no choice but to play along...
Questing has never been so confusing!
